25 THINGS I LEARNED FROM THE MOVIES

There was a hashtag on twitter forever ago and this has been sitting in my drafts waiting for its moment to be picked. #bloggerproblems

Here are some silly things that we see in films.

1. NEVER investigate weird noises outside the house.
2. No one ever says goodbye at the end of a phone call
3. Don't touch John Wicks dog
4. People never turn on the lights.
5. Everyone in England sounds like the queen.
6. When you wanna shut a girl up, you kiss her without her consent
7. Most couples will get back together
8. Most male and female characters thrown together will fall for each other at some point.
9. You can run through any airport to find true love.
10. Don't have sex. You will die
11. Never say "I'll be back" unless you are The Terminator
12. The entire galaxy speak English
13. Guns don't need to reload
14. All american phone numbers start with 555.
15. Always double tap. Whether its a killer or a zombie. Shoot them twice.
16. No one ever believes anyone when they say their house is haunted until its too late
17. Killers and Bad Guys talk to much. Get with the killing already
18. You don't talk about Fight Club
19. Never run upstairs when a knife wielding maniac is chasing you.
20. No one ever cleans up after Sex Scenes. 
21. Never split up to cover more ground
22. There is no spoon.
23. Always check the backseat of your car
24. When in doubt, do the bend and snap.
25. Everyone has the exact taxi fare

What have you learned from watching movies?